I just received a love letter...it was well wrapped...typed in high quality paper...

The person told me how much she loved me...and how she longed to see me...she couldn't wait...she wanted to meet me as soon as possible...

She said she wanted to meet me earlier so that we can get our relationship started as soon as possible...she even wanted to meet my parents and treat them to lunch...

She even asked me to get myself properly dressed...she does not want to see me in shorts and singlet with flip flocks...

She has a very unique name...and a unique taste of colour preference...

Her name is Army...and her favourite colour is green...

I'm gonna get married to her for 2 years...