Top Ten Reasons Why There Are No Super Hero In Singapore.
1. Crime rate is too low; he will be idling most of the time.

2. Living standard is too high; he will have to do at least two jobs to pay all his bills.

3. Anybody wearing a mask wandering in public will be arrested and charge with attempted burglary.

4. Anybody wearing underwear outside will be arrested and charge with obscenity.

5. Anybody interfering with police affairs will be arrested and charge with obstruction of justice.

6. He will not be able to get his own private transport due to the high COE.

7. He will get a lot of fine ticket for speeding, obstruction of traffic and illegal parking.

8. The weather is too hot to survive in any costume.

9. He will have problem maintaining his figure due to the variety of foods available.

10. He will be spending most of his time helping blind people to cross the road, educating the public on recycling, entertaining old people at old folks home and performing at charity show.